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by fishing farmer , Posted to Fishing Buddy on 11/19/2010 12:43 PM \| "Quote" \| "Quick Reply" \|
fishing farmer Joined: 01/15/2010 Location: nd	a few for the vikings fans this year Q: what do the vikings and possums have in common? A: both play well at home but get killed on the road Q: what do you call 47millionairs watching the super bowl? A: the minnesota vikings Q: what does brad childress have in common with billy graham? A: both can make 70000 people stand up and say jesus christ.

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Re: couple good jokes by greyrider on 11/19/2010 1:32 PM \| Reply #1 \| "Quote" \| "Quick Reply" \|
greyrider Joined: 12/06/2002 Location: ND	Amen to that Brother, Amen.
	566thMedCo/54thMedevacDet(Dust-Off) "The louder you scream, the faster we come"
Re: couple good jokes by skoalongcut on 11/19/2010 1:40 PM \| Reply #2 \| "Quote" \| "Quick Reply" \|
skoalongcut Joined: 01/13/2007 Location: ND	Old Sailor & the Working Girl An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?' The prostitute replies, 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.' 'Three knots? he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean?' She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and your knot getting your money back !!!
	Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer...
Re: couple good jokes by FranktheTank24 on 11/19/2010 3:52 PM \| Reply #3 \| "Quote" \| "Quick Reply" \|
FranktheTank24 Joined: 04/16/2010 Location: ND	Little Johnny comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark next door has a penis like a peanut!" "What do you mean, Johnny? Is it shaped like a peanut?" "No," says Johnny. "It's salty."
Re: couple good jokes by dsuslimeballz on 11/19/2010 4:31 PM \| Reply #4 \| "Quote" \| "Quick Reply" \|
dsuslimeballz Joined: 01/22/2007 Location: ND	the last joke just made my day. thank you very much for that laugh
Re: couple good jokes by doublebarrelsaloon on 11/19/2010 4:33 PM \| Reply #5 \| "Quote" \| "Quick Reply" \|
doublebarrelsaloon Joined: 04/22/2009 Location: MT	FranktheTank24 Said: Little Johnny comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark next door has a penis like a peanut!" "What do you mean, Johnny? Is it shaped like a peanut?" "No," says Johnny. "It's salty." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I meant thats horrible how could you LOL!!!
	I dont go around guessing cup sizes either I just know a nice rack when I see one.
Re: couple good jokes by BOWHUNTINGUY on 11/19/2010 4:46 PM \| Reply #6 \| "Quote" \| "Quick Reply" \|
BOWHUNTINGUY Joined: 08/30/2010 Location: ND	fishing farmer Said: a few for the vikings fans this year Q: what do the vikings and possums have in common? A: both play well at home but get killed on the road Q: what do you call 47millionairs watching the super bowl? A: the minnesota vikings Q: what does brad childress have in common with billy graham? A: both can make 70000 people stand up and say jesus christ. You listen to COMMON MAN today?
Re: couple good jokes by fish-head on 11/19/2010 6:26 PM \| Reply #7 \| "Quote" \| "Quick Reply" \|
fish-head Joined: 08/21/2007 Location: ND	fishing farmer Said: a few for the vikings fans this year Q: what do the vikings and possums have in common? A: both play well at home but get killed on the road Q: what do you call 47millionairs watching the super bowl? A: the minnesota vikings Q: what does brad childress have in common with billy graham? A: both can make 70000 people stand up and say jesus christ. You forgot one: Q- How do you keep Vikings out of your yard. A- Put up a goalpost.
	"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your sucesses"
Re: couple good jokes by TCRenagade on 11/19/2010 7:05 PM \| Reply #8 \| "Quote" \| "Quick Reply" \|
TCRenagade Joined: 03/27/2002 Location: ND	Dallas, TX (AP) - A seven year old boy was at the center of a Dallas County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree reasonably possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Dallas Cowboys professional football team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
Re: couple good jokes by TCRenagade on 11/19/2010 7:07 PM \| Reply #9 \| "Quote" \| "Quick Reply" \|
TCRenagade Joined: 03/27/2002 Location: ND	My wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. I said to her, “If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.” “Now why would you want me to do something like that?” she asked. “I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don’t want some other A$$hole using my stuff.” She looked at me and said: “What makes you think I’d marry another A$$hole?” I'm not sure I like her very much..
Re: couple good jokes by Captain Ahab on 11/19/2010 7:21 PM \| Reply #10 \| "Quote" \| "Quick Reply" \|
Captain Ahab Joined: 12/01/2008 Location: ND	President Barack Obama went into a barber shop for a hair cut. Low and behold former president GW Bush sits down in the chair next to him. The barbers were wondering how this was going to go, but everything went well during the cut. Then, when they were finishing up one barber asked Barack if he wanted some cologne. Barack said "hell no I don't want my wife getting after me for smelling like a whore house". Then they turn to Mr. Bush and ask if he would like som cologne. Bush said "go ahead and spray me down, my wife doesn't know what a whore house smells like".
	"Diligence is the mother of good luck." Benjamin Franklin
Re: couple good jokes by TCRenagade on 11/19/2010 11:50 PM \| Reply #11 \| "Quote" \| "Quick Reply" \|
TCRenagade Joined: 03/27/2002 Location: ND	*Alzheimer's Test* *How fast can you guess these words?* *1. BOO_S* *2. _ _NDOM* *3. F_ _K* *4. P_N_S* *5. PU_S_* *6. S_X* ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? *Answers:* *1. BOOKS* *2. RANDOM* *3. FORK* *4. PANTS* *5. PULSE* *6. SIX* *You got all 6 wrong....didn?t you?* You do NOT have a Alzheimer Problem , you have a Sex Problem
Re: couple good jokes by fishfinder97 on 11/20/2010 08:55 AM \| Reply #12 \| "Quote" \| "Quick Reply" \|
fishfinder97 Joined: 06/14/2010 Location: nd	"so a dad tells his chubby son. 'your not fat you're just big boned. skinny son says"Dad do bones jiggle"?
	If everyone focused on the important things in life the world would have a shortage of fishing poles.

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